Caleb Cox: Vermont Man Gets 177 Days for 1,200 CP Images

Judge rejects plea deal twice for being too lenient, then accepts it anyway. Vermont justice system ensures 9 felony child porn charges equal time already served.

Christopher Clark: Ohio YouTuber Charged with Child Abuse

43-year-old shared 'multiple videos of prepubescent juvenile females and males engaging in sexual activity' on Kik. Ohio preparing to join the lenient sentencing parade.

Leeroy Steadman III: Iowa Teen Rape, Zero Prison Time

Sexual abuse of 15-year-old, pregnancy, DNA confirmation - Iowa responds with suspended sentence. Leeroy Steadman III walks free while victim raises his child.

Justin Ort: PA Plea Deal Turns Felonies to Probation

Sexual assault of minor plus child pornography equals probation in Pennsylvania. Justin Ort's felonies negotiated down to ensure zero prison time.

Matthew Hallmark: Arkansas Corpse Abuser, New Child Charges

On probation for corpse abuse, now charged with child sexual assault. Arkansas discovers pattern recognition isn't their strong suit.

Rikki Laughlin: Missouri Teacher Sent Student Sex Videos

24-year-old teacher sends sex videos to 16-year-old student. Missouri ensures she'll never see the inside of a jail cell.

California Woman Discovers the One Simple Trick to Failing a YouTube Survival Challenge: Getting Lost

A California woman participating in a YouTube survival challenge got lost for 18 hours while searching for water in Michigan's Pigeon River State Forest.

Monroe County Sheriff's Office Hires 6 New Deputies, 4 From Same High School, 1 From The Future

Sheriff Goodnough announces six new deputies, including one who apparently graduated from a 2025 police academy, raising questions about time travel in law enforcement.

The 2024-2025 Probation Olympics: Where Child Predators Compete for the Lightest Sentences

Ranking America's most lenient sentences for child predators. Gold medal: 5 years of child rape, zero years prison.

11 Child Sex Offenders Who Avoided Prison: Analysis of Lenient Sentences Across 10 States

Comprehensive investigation reveals pattern of probation-only sentences for serious crimes against children, including teachers and coaches.

Conservative Felon Stages Historic Sit-In for Most Oppressed Minority: Convicted Politicians

Mark Brant, on federal home confinement for drug charges, stages a 'civil rights' sit-in by refusing to leave his commissioner seat. County officials respond with the courage of wet tissue paper.

Weekend I-75 Construction: MDOT Closes Everything, Chaos Ensues

MDOT announces this weekend's I-75 construction: two lanes closed everywhere, in both directions, because why not maximize suffering?